February 2012
12 posts
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“Even if I get past all my problems, I’m just going to go out and get new ones… I...”
– Ally McBeal (via dailymcbeal)
“How many times have people taunted me because of a color that I had on or how...”
– Kanye West (via joshishollywood)
“I LOVE COLORS, LIKE TEAL AND TAUPE AND SALMON” - KANYE WEST, LISTING COLORS
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January 2012
41 posts
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Jenny: You're forbidding me to see a chair?
Glenn: Yes.
Jenny: Do you know how ridiculous that is?
Glenn: It's not ridiculous. You go to it for sexual gratification.
Jenny: You have a problem.
Glenn: I have a problem?
Jenny: Yes! You're jealous of a chair!
Glenn: No, I'm upset that you've become a chair slut.
Jenny: Alright, get out.
Glenn: You better not go back there, Jen.
Jenny: I will see what furniture I want, when I want!
Glenn: I catch you with so much as an Ottoman, we're done. Simple as that.
Jenny: You are a dolt.
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“The wrong ones can’t hurt you. It’s the right ones. They’re...”
– Ally McBeal
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This is turning into an Ally McBeal appreciation blog and I don’t care!
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Ally: A brain tumor? In your head?
Billy: No, Ally, it's in my ass. I have a brain tumor in my ass.
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Ally: How's it going?
John: Fine...why?
Ally: Oh, well, we haven't spoken in awhile and, you know, I just like to be caught up on where you're at.
John: Are you dying?
Ally: No, I'm not dying, why? Is that what people think of me when I take an interest in peoples' lives, that I must be dying?
John: ...yes.
Guinea Pig
DAD: A Guinea pig is up on the roof. Ill update you later.
ME: What?!?!?!?!?!???!
DAD: The black and white one died.
ME: What is happening?!
DAD: Yes,
(the next morning)
DAD: Could 3 hamsters live in a 55 gal tank with a guinea pig?
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people tell us who they are, but we ignore it -...
“I’m not going through an odd phase, I really am odd.”
– John Cage (via dailymcbeal)
