December 2011
55 posts
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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I've seen a blind guy bite a police horse! A puppy...
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Texting convo
Me: t(-_-t)
M.L.: Who is this?
Me: Look outside your window.
M.L.: Who is this?
Me: That's quite repetitive.
M.L: *blank text*
Me: 1 out of 50 teenagers still wet the bed.
M.L.: No, I just piss in my sink.
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Anonymous asked: whippoorwill
Dec 27th
Dec 27th
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Dec 23rd
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-18) →
Flogging Molly (40) Fountains Of Wayne (35) Dixie Chicks (33) Dar Williams (27) Dropkick Murphys (17) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dec 22nd
Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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“Stop spending time with the wrong people. – Life is too short to spend time with...”
– 30 Things to Stop Doing to Yourself
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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roommates took my phone and are holding it hostage to make me focus on studying…. but i am tumbling
Dec 16th
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As Cool As I Am
You tried to make me doubt, to make me guess Tried to make me feel like a little less I liked you when your soul was bared I thought you knew how to be scared And now it’s amazing what you did to make me stay But truth is just like time It catches up and it just keeps going So now I’m leaving You can find out how much better things can get And if it helps I’d say I feel a little...
Dec 15th
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Never Sleep Again
MOM: I am watching you sleep. Is that creepy?
MOM: I am now touching your fingertips to see if they are retractable
MOM: They are
Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 12th
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ListenI tried to go back, as if I could All spec house...
Dec 11th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-4) →
Yellowcard (82) Carbon Leaf (21) Taylor Swift (11) The Magnetic Fields (9) Train (8) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dec 8th
Dead
DAD: Mom died
(5 minutes later)
DAD: Mom’s phone died. Sorry.
Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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yes i oughta leave but weak is the flesh
Dec 7th
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“One of two things is gonna happen. You either gonna come through this on your...”
– old man on the subway in a Felicity episode
Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
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man i know i can’t hold onto april drops of rain and then come what may but it’s hard to look it’s hard to look it’s hard to look away
Dec 3rd
Dec 3rd
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Year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
Dec 3rd
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clientsfromhell: Me: I’m calling regarding your overdue bill. It’s 4 months over due, and you said you were going to pay it yesterday. Client: I don’t mean to be rude, but you’re not the only person we haven’t paid and some of them are pastors. Do you think you’re more important than God?
Dec 2nd
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