December 2011
55 posts
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I've seen a blind guy bite a police horse! A puppy...
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Texting convo
Me: t(-_-t)
M.L.: Who is this?
Me: Look outside your window.
M.L.: Who is this?
Me: That's quite repetitive.
M.L: *blank text*
Me: 1 out of 50 teenagers still wet the bed.
M.L.: No, I just piss in my sink.
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Anonymous asked: whippoorwill
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-18) →
Flogging Molly (40)
Fountains Of Wayne (35)
Dixie Chicks (33)
Dar Williams (27)
Dropkick Murphys (17)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Stop spending time with the wrong people. – Life is too short to spend time with...
– 30 Things to Stop Doing to Yourself
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roommates took my phone and are holding it hostage to make me focus on studying….
but i am tumbling
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As Cool As I Am
You tried to make me doubt, to make me guess Tried to make me feel like a little less I liked you when your soul was bared I thought you knew how to be scared And now it’s amazing what you did to make me stay But truth is just like time It catches up and it just keeps going So now I’m leaving You can find out how much better things can get And if it helps I’d say I feel a little...
Never Sleep Again
MOM: I am watching you sleep. Is that creepy?
MOM: I am now touching your fingertips to see if they are retractable
MOM: They are
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-4) →
Yellowcard (82)
Carbon Leaf (21)
Taylor Swift (11)
The Magnetic Fields (9)
Train (8)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dead
DAD: Mom died
(5 minutes later)
DAD: Mom’s phone died. Sorry.
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yes i oughta leave but weak is the flesh
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One of two things is gonna happen. You either gonna come through this on your...
– old man on the subway in a Felicity episode
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man i know i can’t hold onto april drops of rain and then come what may
but it’s hard to look
it’s hard to look
it’s hard to look away
Year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
clientsfromhell:
Me: I’m calling regarding your overdue bill. It’s 4 months over due, and you said you were going to pay it yesterday.
Client: I don’t mean to be rude, but you’re not the only person we haven’t paid and some of them are pastors. Do you think you’re more important than God?